These "let's goggle at our favorite pretty boys from The Movies" posts are really not helping Jezebel's feminist credibility, and neither is being ironically self-aware of your objectification.

Is this where your username comes from? :o

There really isn't a Muslim equivalent of the Pope, which perhaps is sort of the problem—Americans (and I suppose a lot of other Westerners) expect to find an easily identifiable figure at the head of Islam, and they don't seem to know what to make of the lack of one. Islam has just never really been as centralized as…

Huh, whoa, I had no idea... This is terrifying. I mean, so far, none of the Muslims I know have ever tried to kill me or expressed any interest in doing so, but maybe I just need to look closer for the signs...

I don't know anyone who likes Coach. Whenever I see a stranger with a bag covered in C's or LV's I just stare in amazement. I don't understand the desire of so many people to carry the same couple of extremely distinctive patterns.

Good thing the Pronoun Patrol was here to handle the situation before things got out of control!

One problem is how quickly people make the jump from "illegal immigrant", meaning "a person who immigrated without following proper legal procedure" to "illegal immigrant" meaning "an immigrant who is, as a person, illegal." Witness the frequent use of the phrase, "illegals". Really, in general, the problems are the…

It is very simple and sad, isn't it? It represents the Sisyphean task of our lives~

Thanks for having the patience to express this. sillythrowaway0, please listen to Ubertrout. Ubertrout knows what's up.

I have certainly done that while kissing, but because it felt natural, not because it seemed like a necessary step. It's not a "technique" that works or doesn't... It's just something people sometimes do when they touch each other. It only seems so important because it looks very tender and romantic when seen on film.

what the fuck are you talking about

Highly aggressive and successful in status-seeking is not really the same thing as "productive". Just because other rich cokeheads will pay you well does not mean the world thinks you are any use to them.

As a former stimulant user, I want to tell you that all those people you think find you charming are actually afraid of you.

Yeah, this is not at all embarrassing. That is cool stuff for a kid stuck in the burbs outside New York. I don't know, I don't use Facebook and don't really know anything about Zuckerberg himself, but this makes him seem interesting, if not likeable.

Another comment thread pulled up the original quote. The Portugese words were "lascivia" and "luxuria". "Lust" really seems like the best translation.

No, man, do not pin this on Britishness. Don't say "hubby." Just don't do it!

They should really be thrown into the same dank pit as people who write "DH" for "dear husband".

Sounds like an awful link, but "forced envelopment" should obviously be classified as rape, if "rape" means a forced or coerced sex act. I don't know that it happens frequently, but when it happens, victims should have access to services and legal recourse.

Maybe just an odd way of saying "Firearms"?

... Did you seriously point out that Michelle Obama has worn that dress before?