Goddamn you. I’m sure you are right and he’s my number 1 beloved actor. That’s embarrassing.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

RIGHT. He’s Jon Stewart’s son... in maybe my favorite movie of all time (well certainly during my childhood). I know it by heart.

Excuse me, MISS, but his NAME is FRANKENSTEIN and he is Adam Sandler’s “son”. (And also Jon Stewart’s Son)

marry me

Hope so.

Joseph Gordon Levitt probably.

You do!! It’s so good. And the cinematography and costume design are INCREDIBLE. Highly recommend.

*pushes glasses up nose* Erm, I think you mean ‘whence’. Whither= where+to. Whence=where+from. I was expecting this to be about him having mysteriously disappeared from the show for Hollywood intrigue reasons or something.

Cole Sprouse.

Based on the insta comments he’s head and shoulders above DJ Englbert Syrfbort in the intellectual department. That other thing your seeing is just youth. :/

Yes to recycled paper towels! Go truly radical and get the unbleached ones! Amazingly, they still work even though they’re not white! Also, highly unpopular opinion, but recycled-content toilet paper also works just fine, and it doesn’t dissolve into white fluff that drops all over your black pants and blouse when you…

Uh, get your eyes checked. This post is entirely needed and justified. I may have to start watching Riverdale...

This is terrible and I acknowledge that it is terrible: there are some celebrities that I dislike simply because I dislike their faces. Renee Zellweger is one. The Sprouse boys were also on my list when they were on those terrible Zack and Cody shows.

What’s the male version of a manic pixie dream girl?

I find him so utterly attractive these days. Especially in photos like this:

Distraught I wasn’t polled about this one, equally distraught about my outsized attraction to him; juggy forever, and I will watch this gif on a loop until the end of time:

The worst part about the air dryer, imo, is that it takes too long to dry your hands sufficiently with them. You either stand at them like a doofus, rubbing your hands together rapidly in hopes of drying off quickly and leaving, or you suck it up, wipe your hands on the sides of your pants, and open the door to leave…

‘Mahatma Blondie’ is hilarious.