Bertsayswoof
Bertsayswoof
Bertsayswoof

This is the best! I have tried so many lip balms, but this, this is so awesome. I use it after I brush my teeth and very rarely have to reapply between. It makes my lips soft and has a slight warming effect. Best. Best. BEST.

This is the best! I have tried so many lip balms, but this, this is so awesome. I use it after I brush my teeth and

I use the daily conditioning treatment one or this one. My mom always used it being from the north and always having chapped lips. I put it on after every tooth brushing and very rarely reapply between. Perfection.

I use the daily conditioning treatment one or this one. My mom always used it being from the north and always having

My parents have a pool. From the time we got the pool (I was 7 yrs old) to the time I moved out (23) I would do "ballet" in the pool. I probably looked ridiculous, but it was so awesome.

I was just having the same issue. I know I do weird things ALL THE TIME, but honestly, so does the bf, so we just do them together. He even does face masks with me now. And I have given in to eating snacks in bed.

I'm usually a rampant talker at all times, but occasionally, I LOVE silence. I get so annoyed at the bf some times because I just want silence. I can totally understand why you'd do that.

I do squats until the elevator reaches my floor. I really hope no one monitors those tapes unless they need to.

Yes. Fried egg on everything.

I comfort boob hold too! I tell my bf all the time "you can feel free to hold my boobs while you sleep.." I think he thinks it's a trap.

OMG. I just wrote an extremely long paragraph about how I sort and eat M&Ms but deleted it because I felt like it was weird to go into detail like that. So glad there's two of us!

currently having a full sized bag of cheetos and a smoothie. there's some balance, right?

Hahaha! Bert likes to get pet while I'm sitting and he also knows to get ready to go when I reach for the TP. Hilarious. and yes, disturbing.

I was trying to find one with all three together now. It took a while for Jake the pug to be accepted as part of the family, but now we all have cuddles and such. I mean, don't get me wrong, sometimes I have to tell the old cranky pants Bert to calm down because all Jake wants to do is love on him, but for the most

My pleasure. Here's some photos to help ease your nerves. :)

Well, I had had Bert (a jack russell sheltie mix) for a while when the bf rescued our cat. We didn't live together yet and I had another elderly cat. My kitty of 16.5 years passed away a month before I got a house and the bf and I moved in. Bert and Harely had co-existed. But, new kitty, Kingsley was always crazy and

I'm ok with all of that. :)

Our cat likes to wrap his body around our ankles too! mostly the bf, but occasionally me. He likes to sit on my lap when I pee (I don't get it, but it seems like a simple pleasure I can allow him) and the other day he decided to act like he was about to jump up, but he attacked my ankle. While I was peeing! In

Wouldn't a good testy swipe be so awesome? They can't believe in divorce, but what if it rendered him sterile? I love this scenario. I'm going to pretend that happened.

The running joke in my house is that my headstone will read "Bert stopped midway" since my dog LOVES to walk underfoot on the stairs and also constantly stop and check to make sure I'm still following. sigh.

Ugh. I wish it looked edgy and chic on white people. I guess it CAN. But, as a white person, I am mostly disappointed in the fact that I can't have an afro or locs. I find them beautiful.

Thanks! I butchered that and just didn't feel like googling. I like her and sheldon. I find myself watching it when nothing's on and I need something to keep some attention while I cook. It's definitely the better of the bunch, imho.