Imma just leave this here...
http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Infiniminer

Not even one word ending in "shizzle"

This is absolutely disgusting.

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and…

LOL

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

Who is she wearing?

Well, with any luck they'll be able to save her life/not save her vocal chords.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Also:

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

The US was fucking lucky but that match was great fun.

I'll get my shirt off the roof tomorrow. Tonight... WE DRINK!

White people getting angry at white people for what may or may not offend black people. LOL

Thank you Newsbusters.

Journalists are not supposed to talk about their emotions, feelings, and opinions. They are just suppose to get to facts

Which bank were you on your way to rob?

Noooooo, nonono. Making a cinematic film while manually having to animate everything is an absolute nightmare, don't even try to say this is easy.