What about these guys?

Asalaam alikum's.

We need some MUTHAFUCKIN' ratings on this MUTHAFUCKIN' television show!

Charlie from Two and a Half Men?

While not offscreen...pretty damn close.

While not offscreen...pretty damn close.

Ripper!

They just like to have fun...

But the rave scene was instrumental in letting the audience know, we dealing with some COOL motherfuckers.

Thought this would be the first on the list.

Not to be a killjoy but wasn't this covered in like, July?

Yarp!

Goatees aside, this was pretty gritty.

Whoops...

On DC's merit, they have made great strides into exploring the complex relationship between a human brain and a talking ape. Ahead of the curve!

Times were different back then when people still had pet dragons...

Too incesty.

Wasn't it Connor, not Angel, that did the deed?

Looks like Hugh Jackman can play him in the film adaptation.