Counterpoint: normal email is fine, it doesn’t need fixing. ‘Nough said... flicks cigarette.

Look at this fucking (degenerative) hipster.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Absolutely agree. Lots of beers take to aging really well too:

Note: some beers are better when really old. Smoked porter for example, is utterly fantastic when aged for 2 years.

We’re halfway there!

The contrast between this photo and your Pip-boy avatar are cracking me up for some reason. They could be twins!

That was never the choice — Shitstain Scotty was not going to give that money to the UW if the Bucks arena deal fell through. I would gladly more taxes for both.

Nope

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Duke hat. Of course.

Needs more Bob Costas.

If anything, I have a better understanding of the geographic relationship of cities near Cincinnati.

You guys must’ve missed yesterday when he claimed that Serena Williams dominates Maria Sharapova because even though Sharapova specifically isn’t racist, that she’s a physical manifestation of racism and that African-Americans sometimes use racism they’ve suffered as motivation to try harder against white opponents,…

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

Also, I think what you just read about was a dogfight between an F-16 and an F-35. An F-22 != F-35. Both are stealthy but the F-22 is an awesome dogfighter. The F-35 is a stealthy bomb truck.

BVR: beyond visual range. During a BVR fight, the pilot uses radar-guided missiles (e.g., AMRAAM), not infra-red guided missiles (e.g., AIM-9X) or gun.