Isn't this the same guy that would get migraines all the time during a game? They used to report about that ALL the time. What happened there?

I have no idea what's going on. Is this the same issue about some girl sleeping with a game reviewer?

He's the Bro-y-est Bro of all the Bro's

Dear Cardinals fans: Your team is a bunch of sign stealing cheaters. True story!

I support boths sides in their battle over who has the worst headphones. That's what this is about right?

Baseball will never have any integrity with me until they figure out how to standardize their strike zone. Technology has caught up with the umpires and it's exposing them as frauds. We've got replay, now lets get that electronic strike zone happening.

So this is why I can't meet any girls out in public anymore and I'm forced into online dating where I still get ignored. How the hell do couples meet these days?

I couldn't laugh at this. All I saw were some innocent people, being made fools of on national TV. No matter what you think of the name Redskins, you can't blame the fans. Most of them probably never had one thought in their head that this name had any sort of negative connotation. At this point the name should be…

Wow, that was fast. He went from being the savior of the franchise to Bill Lumbergh right quick.

That was stadium security?! O_o

This makes me wonder where the line is drawn when it comes to punishment? I mean we all agree that punishment is necessary when raising children right? Children are constantly testing their boundaries trying to figure out how far they can push this or that. Can I really have all the cookies or will I be stopped at…

I like how it took her 5 days to respond. She was just too high to notice I guess.

Yeah, I'm definitely not of the school that you should never touch your kids. I was all prepared to defend Peterson and his right to raise his children as he chooses. But bruises and open wounds are abuse plain and simple.

"That's what happens in a 24/7 PR universe"

"That we can cheer a person who never molested two goddamned classrooms full of children and name him our champion!"

Damn, for a second I thought you were going to say Sansa and Little Finger.

This should be considered a record for relief pitchers. Being relief innings makes it not as amazing as it would be for a starting pitcher.

Wow, this article, when compared to the others, went from being funny, sharp edged, ribbing to knives out, serve their balls on a plate, hater nation. Tell us how you really feel Drew.

I just think access in general is a problem. Seriously, how can a kid in the inner city even get access to a golf course?

Well that's another way to put it. :D