People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

Haha! It's funny, because you initially think that Mr. Heater is referring to homosexuality when, in fact, it's an attempt to make a joke about something else in the post.

Don't-forget-where-you-came-from, Deadspin, indeed.

I'm just glad Deadspin has never given backward-thinkers like Clay Travis a platform.

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…

False information, incomplete sentences, blank extra lines. Bang-up job as usual Sean!

"WARRRRRIOORRRRS come out and plaaaaaay. WARRRRRIORRRRS, come out and plaaaaaay."

Yours is way worse.

Also your phone auto corrected "you'll" to "ull". Seems legit.

Go fuck yourself dickbag.

I've tried really hard to keep up with all these trends, but I've found playing soccer while keeping my monocle on my face absurdly difficult.

Two leading proponents of the "One and Done" strategy

Yep, Sport of the thinking classes....

You did much better than I. Everything about that was awful.

if you want to see the worst thing ever, look up the talk he gave at NYU, I think it is. People are falling out in the crowd like it's the Beatles. It's completely bewildering.

I'm fully convinced that Lil B fans are almost like members of Anonymous. There's no hierarchy, no meetings, just an agreed upon belief that you carefully lay out, knowing criticism is coming.

Its troll shit man, but really no writer on the Kinja network should ever say shit about rap, some Gawker clown said Keef was the future of rap, Keef! They either say dumb shit like Keef is rap's future(being serious) or they say sarcastic shit like "Lil B is so cool" which just makes them look dumb.

You can see the appeal? Really? Please, and I'm not trying to be an asshole, but please explain the appeal to me?

I can see the appeal, but I can't get past the fact that he has clearly bad at basketball and terrible at rapping.

Am I the only one who could only make it to 60 seconds?