Hi. You said the below to somebody on another article. A real person.

You didn't put any work into this article to explain why this use was bad.

You know... rape has more than one definition. And with the way he's referencing it, it appropriately applies.

"rape" doesn't mean sexual assault necessarily. Via dictionary.com, the 4th definition states "rape" is "an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation"

Great article.

This happened when I was in highschool 20 years ago. Too bad Deadspin wasn't around to report it then.

I've never seen Real look so surgical. They did everything damn near perfect through the final whistle. My favorite thing about the match is how Benzema, Bale and Ronaldo each had a brace and each scored in order: Benzema, Bale, CR7, Benzema, Bale, CR7.

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

He masturbates to a video of his own twitter account? Talk about a narcissist.

We already have a 2nd-place award. It's called a conference/league championship ring. Nobody gives a shit who was 3rd or 4th place.

If ESPN had the Olympics, this would've been a segment on SportsCenter that Deadspin would've (rightfully) mocked the everloving shit out of.

You have to think that regardless of what SI had done, Deadspin would've posted a story — "How SI botched the Michael Sam Story." I wonder why he didn't come to you for his story? After all, Deadspin is apparently the most trustworthy and perfectly run source in sports news.

The Republicans are now doubly angry at this guy. First he produces a gay son, now they find out he out-sources American prostitution jobs to Mexico.

Son, Tijuana lose your virginity?

"As evidence, he pointed out that he had taken an older son to Mexico to lose his virginity."

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I Can't Stop Watching Deadspin Post A New Article With "I Can't Stop Watching" In The Headline At Least Once A Week

No doubt. Pat Knight may be an asshole but apparently Tom Scocca is a fucking douchebag.

a white guy blaming black guys

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