They should just plant the Paterno statue at Baylor.

“I felt like if she felt like she had been raped, she would have told me,” Lavergne said.

Well, it is West Virginia...

Is...is this the “Good Guy With A Gun” we’ve been waiting for?

Clearly people are having a problem Accepting Random Events.

I feel like this has got to be an attempt at next-level satire.

Covers, as they’re called in the Corps, are properly worn outdoors, including during the anthem.

@Greg Howard, thoughts???

ChippeWHA???

I believe the second, less well-known verse made reference to slaves, which is why we don’t sing it anymore.

My favorite Kaepernick quote, on what else he’s doing besides symbolically protesting: “There are things that I have in the works right now that I’m working on to put together in the future and have come to fruition soon,” Kaepernick said. “Those are things that I’ll talk about as we get closer to those days.”

Dr. Steve Brule seems more intelligent than this guy!

That’s...sort of how cultural diffusion works.

“And if Japan baseball isn’t pro enough for Rose, then why did they win back-to-back WBC titles?”

I can’t wait for Deadspin’s next #thinkpiece, “What We Really Talk About When We Talk About ‘What We Really Talk About When We Talk About Cam Newton.’”

The guy who likely had serious mental issues who shot himself in front of coaches in a parking lot? Am I missing a joke, or are you literally just throwing his name out as an allusion to his suicide being something that is “the best thing the Chiefs have accomplish[ed] in less than 30 seconds”?

/adjusts glasses farther up bridge of nose with one finger

Where's a Hines Ward jaw-breaking crack block when you need one?

You heard about my sex tape?

without Luck, Pagano wasn’t able to cobble together better than a .500 season a year after a conference title game appearance