"The Power of Lovie"

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Re: EPL Team

You write about sports for a living? I thought this was a cooking/parenting website.

Good to know that this ultra-conservative congressman supports, by the logic of his own tweet, terrorism and violence justified in the name of religion!

My Portuguese isn't great, but I think he said, "Thank God that Felipe Melo wasn't on this World Cup squad, if only Jo and Fred could have stayed at home as well. Oh, and the MLS deserves more credit than it gets."

Oh, like my favorite movie with Daniel Craig and Kate Winslet. (Yes. Seriously.)

Recycled lyrics? Never!!!

Can you please include some .gifs with quotes from reality shows? Or include something in the title like "[x] Reasons American Soccer Fans Are LITERALLY The Saddest Soccer Fans"? This isn't quite Buzzfeed-y enough for me.

I wasn't aware we had a striker who was bald on the squad.

What if my aunt had a dick and balls? She'd be my uncle.

Because advancing out of the group would surely mean that the US would win the Cup!

Is she ELITE?

OMG, Neither of these is as good as Trappist Westvleteren XII or Drie Fonteinen Schaerbeekse Kriek, so what's the appeal to you swine in drinking them???

Of course there are mens' warehouses. That's just what they call the easily-expendable laborers' living areas.

SHUTUP, JIMMY DEAN!

Not enough.

fully consumed by the ESPN sports-shouting borg

Naw, he just sucks.

I cross to avoid psychopaths, too.