It isn't. That's why it only happens in video games.

Pretty good but needs more hacking into the Sega Genesis sound table...

"Oh, hi there. What are you watching?"

Now put this in lyrical form.

And that the popularity of creampies spills across all demographics, so to speak

Y'all forgot the obligatory image.

Nope. The situation is still a situation.

Well, judging by the amount of hassle from online services. I suspect PS4 users are watching porn to try and feel as fucked as Xbox users.

I'm trying to figure out why the game has scan lines. It's quite distracting to an otherwise great art style. Pro tip: Old cartoons were shown ON FILM ... AT A THEATRE. No scan lines guys.

PA's joke wasn't intentionally offensive at all, though. The only offensive thing was their immature response to the criticism, with dickwolves shirts and all that.

Well, it's nice to see that he's admitting it. I believe he was already in th-

Dude, you should see a therapist.