It isn't. That's why it only happens in video games.

Pretty good but needs more hacking into the Sega Genesis sound table...

Now put this in lyrical form.

Nope. The situation is still a situation.

I'm trying to figure out why the game has scan lines. It's quite distracting to an otherwise great art style. Pro tip: Old cartoons were shown ON FILM ... AT A THEATRE. No scan lines guys.

It looks so perfect and then there's this fucking face.

As a chipotles worshiper I approve this game. I also approve everyone reading this should go get a burrito now.

PA's joke wasn't intentionally offensive at all, though. The only offensive thing was their immature response to the criticism, with dickwolves shirts and all that.

Well, it's nice to see that he's admitting it. I believe he was already in th-

Dude, you should see a therapist.

...You do realize we now are mortal enemies.

Chill out, it's just a bit of fun.

Cool it on the puns, Kotaku!