I heard Alex Trebek wants you to say that to his face.

Contestant: [watches video above]

Ewwwww

Naw

C’mon man, he’s not a Full-On-Rapist.

We have your milk boiling back in the kitchen just the way you like it, Mr. Kelly!

Seems fitting. Raging asshole enjoys a big glass of milk. But when I drink a big glass of milk I get a raging asshole. Thanks, lactose!

He will also have a side of jelly beans, raw.

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.

I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

All the good names like Steelers and 76ers were already taken.

I’m really not here to defend him, but that picture was from after the last out of the game - which you didn’t watch. Bad Kinja.

Montenegro, please

He doesn’t owe his fans an apology for going to rehab. But he absolutely owes an apology for Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven.

One step further: elbows have to be behind the last row of cups. Break the rule and the opponent calls “CONDOR!” Boom, you’re stuck drinking a cup a punishment.

If you think “having pickles” is a high expectation, then I can only assume you live in a third world country.

None of this changes the fact that a sandwich shop without pickles is no longer a sandwich shop, and purporting to be one is a lie.

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.