I was riveted by your gambling scenario and your feelings about LeBron. However, I’d like to know more about your fantasy teams.

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

Well, for starters, you just put a ton of completely unreasonable limitations on this scenario to begin with. I mean, maybe a single guy living alone who doesn’t do a ton online would be able to get by with only one device streaming at a time. But what about families or couples where more than one person would want to…

#CubsDongsMatter

He’s not bald from chemo

My sympathies, Patrick. This is obviously a tricky topic for a reporter to cover fully and accurately, and I’m sorry that deranged individuals have decided to attack you (and your family) because they disagree with your coverage decisions.

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If the only way schools can afford to have a field hockey team is by ripping off Cardale Jones then they shouldn’t have a field hockey team.

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

You lean forward a little and give your tush a little push upwards while maintaining contact on the seat with your thighs so that you can access it from the back. Duh!

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I know exactly which club you mean.

“Why do you joke about hanging fruit? It is delicious and gives great sustenance. I see no humor here.”

I’m not taking it well.

MLS is getting with the program. The academy system only came into being in 2008, and it has already helped produce a player (Yedlin) that was on a World Cup roster. There are (at least) 77 academy graduates on active MLS rosters.

Simpsons already did it, bro.

Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells.

And then he celebrated his burn the only way he knew how. By texting his wife to see if she saw the tweet 9 times in 2 minutes, throwing a simulated 20 inning game against a convenience store wall, and pounding a gallon of whole milk. It was a good day.

You are the equivalent of the right-wing troll bemoaning the liberal bias of Gawker’s political coverage. If you think that any subject—9/11, Sandy Hook or, yes, even alleged sexual harassment—is too sacred to joke about... well, that’s a perfectly valid opinion, but this ain’t the best place to be getting your sports…

I’m such a goddamn hypocrite that I can’t stop doing this very thing* even though I spend most of my workday perusing this site (and leaving comments).