i keep getting a message that says i can’t leave the site unless i send $250 through pay-pal.

What's really shitty is how Deadspin hijacked our internet connections and forced us to view/read these stories. Please keep up the good fight.

Which is why they migrated there after the fall of Barad-Dur.

Spring Break Foreverrrr

Fuck that. CEOs don’t have people interviewing them in the fucking bathroom. Locker room interviews are the stupidest shit on the planet.

Dead, thanks for letting us know.

Dead, thanks for letting us know.

To be fair, your mom is pretty hot.

I don’t care how long it takes them to post stuff. I don’t come here for breaking news. I come here to see what the witty commenters have to add to the story. Present company excluded.

What’s a “clitoris”?

I’m not really comfortable with anyone other than me saying such terrible things to Kyle.

The bowling alley part about 99.9% negates anything here as having credibility. You cannot slide all the way down a bowling lane. The oil stops between 35-40 feet down the lane. You’d have pure friction the last 20 feet, even accounting for the little bit of oil that’d be in your clothes/on your skin. You wouldn’t…

Sitting down. The non-psychotic way.

I kinda thought that was implied, it would have been a dick move to say “here, use my plane, but you have to find your own crew for it.’’

You’re somebody with a 30-year-old head stuck on a 10-year-old’s body?

I read it as, he hadn’t been actively trying to get laid with strange at the time. Which, actually is the best way to get laid.

About half of what you say here is factually wrong.

Totally real. You stay with a company for a year, and find out another company is hiring for 5 cents more per mile. You leave, go to that company, and after 10 months, find another company hiring for another few cents per mile and added per diem pay. But this company doesn’t get you the miles you need, so you find a…

If she keeps going at this pace, she’s going to make herself go blind.

Wear whatever you want imo.