The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”

Nah.

Does the pope masturbate?

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Then why not suspend them with pay if the were innocent? (per Dan Patrick)

You are not wrong. I meant the track name not the band, silly me.

I didn’t think this situation could get dumber than that reporters question, but congrats, you did it. This question would’ve been stupid in any generation.

Having Delonte West as a step-grandfather would be pretty awkward.

Never heard of them but damn, what a fantastic band name. Thanks Luke.

RIP NBA :’(

Elsewhere in the interview he says “I feel as if there could be more money up front for the players,” so I assume he’s getting at the guaranteed-money side of things.

He would've came off better saying said “guaranteed contracts” instead of “more money”.

hahahahahahahahaaaa

better names yo

Yeah, I realized that like a minute ago but it’s too late for me to edit (I think). So I’m not as bummed out. Her voice is still great, it’s just a bleh song.

Silicone will outlast all of us.

verb

You're excused for asking.

So what should he have done?

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