you do realize it doesn't take that long...we are just avoiding doing all sorts of other tasks...smart phones/tablets have only made this 10x worse.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

Is it creepy that I came here just to read the fucking comments?

You know? I’m so used to saying “stems and seeds” that it didn’t occur to me that, no, I have not actually seen a seed in ages.

I was never a Union guy, but that fire was a real bummer. At least Jackie O’s (O’Hooley’s in my day) survived.

The Greenery. “Athens hottest nightspot!”

Jamabo may have been at Plano West’s senior prom earlier in the night. A photo uploaded to Twitter around 6 p.m. Saturday shows Jamabo in a suit posing with a date who’s wearing a long gown. She wrote it was “prom.” Jamabo retweeted the photo.

I think he was trying to say that he thought he was winning the fight through the first seven rounds? That would make a little more sense, but I didn’t see the fight so I have no idea how off base even that statement is

That isn’t a Telecaster...

You probably wonder the same thing about my dope ass platinum tooth. Sometimes we surround ourselves with dope ass shit in order to show others that we made it, dammit.

You probably wonder the same thing about my dope ass platinum tooth. Sometimes we surround ourselves with dope ass…

And some of his podcast listeners are blind, but you don’t see them bitching about not being able to read his shitty-ass columns.

Also, you can even argue that Mariota's loss to Ohio State can be explained away by the simple fact that Ohio State was a goddamned juggernaut of a team that somehow cheat-coded its way into having a third-string quarterback that played out of his fucking gourd when the moment called for it. Also, Ezekiel Elliot was…

Of course he has an answer. 'Get cancer and fucked by a rake."

This is why

Any response to the 1000+ comments concerning your writing here, on Groupthink, and on Live Journal?