I switched to a full helmet+mask (hockey-style) a few years back exactly because of this - you get one flush in the mask and it doesn't matter how much padding is in the mask, it still knocks you right on your ass. The helmet+mask I have now disperses the energy from those shots a lot more effectively.

Pretty hard until those bullets start whizzing by.

Seth's back in the NBA now?

And is going insane right now. Is it crazy to say this is the best regular season game in recent memory? I mean, damn.

She was the returning champion you know.

Excuse me, but I was born on March 30, 1958, and Alec was born on April 3, 1958. I got here four days before he did, therefore Baldwin is imitating me. And, by the way, when I do Alec Baldwin, I freaking well DO Alec Baldwin (See "Team America: World Police"), Massapequa accent and all. What I do in commercial reads…

Not sure if serious, but here goes.....

(not depicted, the other fifty log cabins that they had already put together)

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

Just you.

I love this comment. +1

A.) It was a kick, shut up.

No, it's not surprising. James Harden kicked him in the balls, that is worse than anything anyone else did in that game.

His cap hit for the next five years is $5,250,000 per year, and he's not nearly good enough to justify it. Why did the Blue Jackets take him on? Who knows.

Love to hear Chicago feeling sorry for itself as if they didn't just resign the WNBA's 2014 Sixth Woman of the Year Allie Quigley to the defending Eastern Conference champions, the Chicago Sky. For multiple years no less! Spoiled much?

Man, I'm certainly not an expert at homemade contraptions, but not a novice either, and I did NOT follow that really. Do you put water in it? Where exactly is the green, and where do you smoke from?

"TF" is pretty common shorthand for "the fuck" as in "WTF"

Leslie, out of nowhere, you have become my favorite.