Catherine the Great: [cums]

Settle down son, you must be new in this here town. Semi-serious discussions and hysterical over reactions are accepted in one of the neighboring 'burgs. Here, we do dick jokes.

Clearly, you never saw "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"...or you don't consider green people as "equals"...for shame...

Nice to see even if they're not good, they still play dirty

How far can you punt a football?

You didn't dig deep enough for the true best movie of the summer, the raw, real Community Access Presents City Commission Meeting, 4-10-13. I don't think I've ever seen a performance like Tim Fluppard as "Man Complaining About Property Taxes."

"So do I. It's called a tortilla."

Remember when LeBron yelled at his mom to sit down, cause I sure do...

Rap sheet? How lame. Jay-Z and Weezy F. don't even consider writing down their rhymes.

What ever happened to that Delonte West you were dating Gloria? Such a nice boy.

That knockout from off the fence in his previous fight is the baddest ever. I can't imagine a more impressive way to win a fight.

...you got a long ways to go Johnny.

There's a button next to the handle on both of the front doors, one press opens that door only, two quick presses opens them all.

That's what I'm missing. I took it as more of a "good for this bro" type of post.

That's okay. I grab my wife's butt from time to time and I don't play golf at all, much less extremely well.

He probably left it out because it wasn't funny.

"What if Tebow's Broncos run were the only exposure to football India ever had? What if Tebow ended up playing for some upstart pro league in India? And, most of all, what if there's a right-handed Tebow in some parallel universe with a mustache?"

First pitch was easily a ball. Second strike was called way too early, and the whole thing just reeked of a vengeful ump getting his panties in a twist because somebody dared to question his bad strike call.

Adam Dunn would kill for this kind of efficiency.

"Not interested"

-Lawrence Taylor