There’s a no gif policy round these parts? I never knew that. What about dank gifs? Are dank gifs they given special consideration? I sure hope so.

You’re one of the greys?!

I do not understand why someone would force themselves to listen\watch someone they find dreadful. If you don’t mind me asking, why are you here? It’s very clear what the post is about. Assuming you’re not being held against your will, what’s it like being a masochist? I would assume it also be dreadful, or do you…

If the league really wanted to curtail this, shouldn’t they look at the schedule first? Teams rarely, if ever, rest stars on non back to back games. It’s unrealistic to make the season stretch out any longer, and there are just as many issues with shortening the season. The NBA isn’t going to give away revenue by…

You remind them about the $50M Duncan lost to a Ponzi scheme?

Adam Schefter spoke to an insider who said your tps reports didn’t have a cover page on them. Said insider working with management to procure you another copy of the memo on the subject.

Nerd!

I want to let you know that I’m really enjoying the majority of the Compete posts. I’m a big sports and video game fan, so it’s a natural fit for me. It’s frustrating reading the negative comments from people who see it posted on Deadspin but who are unable to grasp that it’s not a traditional sports post. I would…

He literally has no idea how to use that word correctly.

This guy kinjas

I’m going to assume he channeled Vegeta.

So was he on vacation with his mom and ex wife?

Please remember to star the multiple attempts at this joke on the previous Kang posts!

Lil’ help, champ?

Half on each system

Please stop reading the deadspin posts that are partnered with Kotaku. And close your mouth when you breathe.

I’ve read Deadspin and have never paid a dime. We are not the customers.

Sounds like you’re ready to have the talk. You’re suspicions are correct. No one is playing this game, nary a one. The truth is no one ever played this regularly. Parents would tell their kids tales of how a mediocre mobile game took the world by storm, and that people still play the fuck out of that game.

Not all kid gloves are Trump’s gloves, but all of Trump’s gloves are gloves intended to be worn by children children 8 and under. To be clear, I’m saying his hands are tiny. Can’t trust someone with baby hands, and I bet he smells of cabbage.

Truth or dare gets awefully interesting in the THRILLHO household.