Carson Palmer took 0 snaps as a rookie after winning the Heisman. I can't think of anyone else from this century besides those 2 though.

I understand your joke and I also feel compelled to let the audience know I understood as well.

How the hell else are you supposed to get the screws out of there?!

Some people just like to show off.

I think it’s cool that you get a game every 2 weeks. Space that shit out.

Congrats on the restraint. I took my mobile porn and texting device into the shitter at work. Wasn't disappointed.

Except that I need to wake up before the sun does.

Except that I need to wake up before the sun does.

His knee got destroyed in 02’s national championship game vs OSU.

He gave it a B, which means good. I’d rather have that than a reviewer that gives every movie a B+ or better.

Isn't it neat to find out that celebs are just like us normal people?

Hold off for the entertainment cabinet bundle.

You just helped me solve a riddle

They comments are dope.

Acid makes huge pupils. Opiates on the other hand...

The boot shaped McNug’s are better than the rest. I order boots only.

So are you pro-racism, or would you just rather it go unmentioned?

“Eating box is for pussies.” the majority of rap stars

I feel the exact same way as a Reds fan. Sure, he would routinely bat in the low .200s, but we fucking loved him and it hurt to see him go. His tears showed us how much the team meant to him too.

What does the correction mean by “captive”? Dude on the right released the pheasant... Right?

I hate to admit that up until maybe 7 or 8 years ago I used to toss mine. Now I pocket them and smell like an ashtray :(... Too bad I really like smoking.