I spent 5 great years there as well.

That was one of July’s. The list in the article is for next month.

Good one!

This is the town (technically a village) I grew up in and my parents still live about a half mile from where this took place. There are around 2500 residents... the police is not a busy place.

Pretty sure all the bathrooms this fun gang visits has some drugs. I liked them.

Didn’t you get a look at that dog? He really was something to see, not sure how you missed it. Humble and radiant.

Colin would like to let you know that you’re welcome for the free computer lab at the library.

So I actually read the yahoo article in order to read about smelling during afternoon shootarounds. Mean joke

I used to go on drunk runs. I also once smoked a heater at the starting line for a half marathon (which led to some health nuts pointing and booing), so I'm guessing I'm special.

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*my friend. Not sure why I assumed gender. Cheers.

The adjectives are strong with you, my man. Keep fighting the good fight.

I’d like to think that I would pretend that he did everyone a favor. The next time a new tube was brought home I’d ceremoniously take the cap off and whip that fucker out the window.

A dead person attempting to swim sounds news worthy to me.

Are you insinuating that you shouldn’t correct someone who incorrectly criticizes something they clearly don’t comprehend?

Nope, this is screengrabber. Feel free to reply with any other questions you have.

I love 3eb and diarrhea planet. Good stuff.

Toothpaste guy isn't using a finger. He's saying he takes a shit of paste then spreads it via tongue before brushing. Kind of genius...

You don’t believe in beauty pageants?

Anyone get Jim Ross’ take on it yet?