Liquor is sort of always talking for us though, right?He’s sort of like my pen pal from this magical land that I crush on while at work everyday.

Thank you for doing God’s (or your preferred deity) Kinja tonight. I'm sure there will be plenty of horrible original movies that weekend to satisfy everyone else.

Was trying to locate a gif of Red from Pineapple Express where he’s embarrased about passing out during breakfast even though he got shot a handful of times the night before. No dice, please except this:

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my…

Agreed... Now let's never enjoy basketball again.

It really has bounced back nicely as of late though.

I was a roommate with my good buddy in college and one night I woke up to find a scene out of The Exorsist downstairs. A xanex and booze blackout apparently inspired his creative cooking session. He put raw chicken, spaghetti noodles, peas, and green food coloring into a pot of water to cook. Then from what we could…

Way to take down cops acting sensibly

Preach

Leslie, what are your thoughts on each Muppets baby representation? I definitely feel that some Muppets were better in their baby form and vice versa.

Well I'd like to know what proprietor means.

This isn’t the first single off the new album fyi.

I kind figured ;)

The album and song name are way better imo

“remember you’re not your job and that we’re all going to die one day anyway.”

Dearest soccer,

NBA team owners want you to believe this up until they sell their team for $1 billion+

I think it was supposed to fuel Theon’s rage and lead to his resurrection/saving of Sansa. It was stupid though. And that sword fight, what the hell?

He would've came off better saying said “guaranteed contracts” instead of “more money”.