Please don't stop with the purses ladies. Nothing more comforting then dumping a few days worth of junk from my big ass man pockets and knowing that you guys have that shit taken care of. I have always appreciated that. I'll mow the lawn

What are we supposed to fuck to then? I don't like you

Kenya

Question: "I quit one internship as a sports reporter not because of lack of love, but because it cost lots of money in gas and as a student I couldn't afford it anymore. Who will pay for him to drive his car, get on a plane or even his cell phone bill?"

Everyone hates your poll

"Slater lofted this monster air"... That video is damn near 30 minutes long. Anyone know where this monster air is and if it is, indeed, monster?

Did you accidentally reply to me?

Gambles with who? The quarterback or the entire team? Would've you felt the same way if a rb tried to get that extra yard if it meant taking an unnecessary hit? Should the have just taken a knee, because hits to the head (which as I mentioned, was the only reason for my comment) are never justifiable (if the score…

So thatz ok to "Subject Your Quarterback's Head to This" if they were loosing a close game?

My uneducated guess is that he tried to hurdle off off his helmet/shoulder pads after realizing he wasn't going to clear him. No way in hell that was premeditated

Coming from someone who isn't a fan if either team, you're an idiot

we know, hence the joke

???

They feel like bags of sand

It was actually the chemtrails

Even their own team hates that fan base. And of course he had a hint of smugness on his face throughout the who ordeal

I'll take the bait. 1 — It's because he plays football for the school. 2 — scholarship not "cancelled" because no rules violations. You idiot

a shot to the balls really doesn't hurt in the balls. It's a horrible mixed sensation of pain in stomach, getting wind knocked out of you, and the desire to vomit

Spoken as only a Stiller fan could. Thanks for sharing

Because Philly fans are the biggest pieces of shit in the world and Wonka wanted to know if people thought they were worse than Boston fans. Not sure how you didn't understand that. My guess is Philly fans also have trouble with reading comprehension