you said "NOT" and you meant it. I know there's supposed to be a '90s revival happening any day now but that's a bit beyond the pale.

He didn't "just pop the question". They just went cake tasting together and they're getting married in August.

Well, next time you get born think a little about the body you'd like! I know the SUV model looks flashy at first, but it can be very impractical.

I remember playing one of these games on a CGA monitor at my dad's house, and him telling me all about Chuck Yeager as I discovered it was impossible to get my pink and black plane off the runway. It was 1000x more painful than Top Gun on the NES (which is saying a lot). Must be one reason I've always played more…

Lemme know how it turns out!

I'm on the Chrome 13 beta and windows 7, too. Flash and all that shit is updated. But thanks for the suggestion, snarkboy.

please fix your Chrome browser video support. #corrections

that's not what market cap indicates.

They don't make that much. That's just what all outstanding shares of their stock is worth.

Market cap does not equal earnings or revenue. It's just the potential stock market value of all their outstanding shares.

Who gives a fuck? It's just stock. But on day 2, ride the wave, and sell at the end of the week. Easy money.

They're really kinda shitty for visualizations. What's the point of a bar graph if I have to study the scale and the numbers atop each bar to understand the data? Why not create a table and leave it at that? The point of visualizing a data set is the instantaneous nature of a visual cue.

They're really kinda shitty for visualizations. What's the point of a bar graph if I have to study the scale and the numbers atop each bar to understand the data? Why not create a table and leave it at that? The point of visualizing a data set is the instantaneous nature of a visual cue.

I don't (always) care about the critics, I just honestly wanna make a bet.

I'll put a dollar down on this game scoring in the mid to low 60s on Metacritic.

Sweet chin piercings, bro. What, you were born with those? GROSS!

Try typing USA Proxy into Google? That should work, right? I signed up for Spotify that way.

Fitting that the game was created by a dude named Joost because I feel like I'm playing inside of an Ikea placemat pattern of the same name. (Been waiting for this. Paid $5. Suck at it. I need a GD Xbox controller for my PC.)

I thought the same thing until I watch somebody else play this. It turns out Brian's just really stiff on the thumbsticks.

Now, Rowan Atkinson doing some presenting would be awesome.