@Ryushi: I'd like to know what my great great grandfather hoped for for his progeny... "racial purity must be upheld in our bloodline!" Jesus Christ, gramps!!!

@Salari: *low whistle* that's fucked up. you should tell that story to The Consumerist.

This is gonna be the worst project attached to Metal since Dee Snider's Strangeland.

I can play the video immediately on the front page, but I come in here and there's an age gate... Kinda backward, don't you think?

@Thorax: and it's made of doodoo butter.

@RockyRan: Geee-ross!!!

@dowingba: Some chemical compounds are also said to be "hydrophobic" if they will not dilute in water.

@grantanamo: Yeah, I don't get it either, just like I don't get games like Saints Row 2, it's not really a sandbox game, but it's not really story-driven. No single gameplay element is especially challenging or satisfying. There's just a lot of ...stuff. It seems like the picture of middle-of-the-road mediocrity. …

@Archaotic: It's also important to note that 15 out of 15 reviews are in the "positive" range — nothing below a 75 yet. My copy is sitting at home... just waiting for me to open it. I haven't gotten any work done today.

@Barry A. Maslow: What's your point? There are two sides to everything.

@Veit: you WON him? What are you gonna do with him?

@fuzzlemail: Ignorant and uninformed? He must have gotten the recipe from News Corp!

@Sakurafire: yep. It's the price of 5 awesome xbox live indie games. For a couple models. fuckin' worthless.

@John-Hamptonshire: The only thing that was really wrong were the terms "Loved" and "Hated". Still, I don't hate this new review style too much. They've said they need time to get a feel for it and flesh it out.

@ntereycelogy: I'm in the same boat. The gameplay in the demo was a bore. The intensity of getting off the ship in time was stamped out by the fact that you could just tap A and move the control stick around until you found the position the game wanted you to point to. I CAN'T STAND no-fail gameplay. I grew up with…

A $0.00 Value!!!

@Jnas: I figured it out — you must have looked at he length of the queen's reign! She's in her 80's!

@MagsCO: It was pretty awesome, but I've got a high tolerance for hearing one funny line repeated ad nauseum.

Owen! Nowen! ...But if I fantasize this note was written by Luke it makes me happy.

The only talent on display in this video is behind the camera.