@TheAlmeida: That's good enough. You could also say your GOING to the weddings.

I dunno. I didn't play my Gameboy Color much and I haven't played my DS much. I really only use it on road trips, and even then, you'll more often find me joking around with my fellow travelers or listening to Autechre with my eyes closed.

@Ihsus: His muscles have muscles.

This is no big loss, but at least the Taliban side wouldn't have been attractive to a bunch of faux-neonazi fuckhead gamers like I'd seen in all the WWII games of yore.

That ain't Portuguese, that's Latin!

@Makidian: You know, Muramasa is one of a tiny number of Wii games that don't look bad at all on an HD television. It's also super cheap now and super-worth-it.

"if it's just plastic and more plastic, that's very disappointing."

@RockyRan: I'm not saying they'll sell it at a loss. That ain't gonna happen. But they'll bring it down as low as possible. They love cheap hardware & accessibility.

I will buy it I suppose. (IIII SUPPOSE! HEY!)

@RAMeyer19: Yeah, I just played through it a few days ago. The difficulty ramps up quick but it never gets too hard to beat. Just make sure you're upgrading your guys and entering new rooms with lots of health and scrolls (both are fairly cheap, after all). Hard mode, on the other hand...

@Save me: It happens. The market is nothing if not erratic. I think the 3DS'll do just fine, and Nintendo will do their damnedest to bring the price of the hardware down as quickly as possible. I'm sure they hate the fact that it's as high as it is.

@Taggart6: Great, now I can't drink my Delirium Tremens.

Once the log started rolling toward me, I'd probably decide to stand up.

@tumes: How do you get your wife to play co-op on games like these? Mine will only put down Picross once in a blue moon to play an hour or so of NSMBWii with me, or she'll beg me to play Peggle, which I kind of hate.

"And done. Now let's head to the captain's quarters and light a cozy fire."

When she smiles she looks like one of the Aphexed women from the Windowlicker video... without the beard, of course.

@a.seivewright: I, for one, understand your joke.

What about haunted houses, homie?

@Kobun: I dunno man, I was playing it last night... maybe I need to give it a little more time. It's a little too simple. Is there anything to discover further down besides new ores and gems?

@Kobun: Dude, that is fuckin' dope. I gotta say, based off some ugly screenshots, i wasn't gonna bother, but enemy riding, wall jumps, and yoshi's island-style throwing? Friggin' great. & it look a lot better in motion.