"Divorce: God doesn't want it." That's some backwoods shit (or backwater in this case). I'm still not clear on why a video game shop is piggybacking its advertisement on a church's sign.

I've always found it so weird that Mario's lips move in this intro. He doesn't speak in the Japanese version, does he?

@Bialia: I definitely fall in and out of love with gaming as a whole. Reading gaming news is still compulsory, but actually playing the games is not. The problem is that most real-world interactions kind of bore me (that's probably why most of my closest friends are also collaborators; it gives us something…

@Ninja Nemo: Exactly right.

@Chronixal: It's fun in a very edutainment-y kinda way. I find myself looking at the cartridge and saying "meh," more often than not.

@ToastyUterus: Oh... I have to keep the volume way down 'cause I'm at work. I missed that. I thought you were Mr. Pecs himself.

@resonance462: don't have a direct answer, but I am finding that I'm only playing thru SMG2 in tiny spurts, which is surprising because I was so excited for it.

Just popped in to report that I got DeathSpank last night and it is awesome (so far). I don't have any issues with the combat or the inventory or anything else the whiny critics were whining about. It's just the right combo of fun and funny and I can't wait to play mo'.

@ToastyUterus: What do you mean, your videos?

@somarix: @Decoy_Doctorpus: Where'd you guys get that phrase from?

@Slothboy: I remember getting that 1st lego star wars game after reading all the great reviews. That game could be beaten by a blind and deaf person with no thumbs.

@anduin1: Same here. These games bore me to sleep. & don't give me that "they're for kids" crap. You know what we had to play as kids? Games like Abadox and Ghosts 'n Goblins.

@Bluejuan85: I had to read an FAQ on how to beat him the first time (although it actually fairly simple). Funny how quick I am to "cheat" nowadays... I've got too many games to play to let myself get stuck on one of them.

@Weirdwolf: Well now I'm picturing you as Michael Caine in Children of Men, wearing old sweaters and listening to Aphex Twin.

@MercerCh00x: Wait for it...

Fort Wayne: Boredom Capital of the Rust Belt.

@Bluejuan85: He's gonna hurt you bad.

@Weirdwolf: You've always referred to your partner, but not to their gender, and so I've always assumed you were gay.

@MercerCh00x: MercerCh00x can now feel strength and renewal flowing through him.

@LucasReis - LOCK2K: Sundays are the fucking worst. It is very rare that I don't experience a heady blend of depression and anxiety on Sundays.