Sign him.

Got 99 problems, but beer ain't one.

Damn, you're right.

And when is the major motion picture you wrote coming out?

Meh I've been living out my destructive fantasies for years, just ask all my ex-girlfriends.

lame post is lame

Is that a house or a duplex?

Thank you.

I'm actually all for this, and I don't think it's any different then having an I.D. or drivers license, or Facebook page. I think the future benefits of this technology would outweigh the disadvantages by far. Police would be able to find a kidnapped child, a murderer, rapist, and whoever else faster and more…

...and why can't it just be both?

Sexually aggressive, nah. I always saw alcohol as a crutch for 'her' to get through the actual process and embarrassment of going home with me.

Nah man, Nick Kroll is tapping that.

Schiano would have never let this happen.

What's the deal with the huge flat screen in front of him?

Fucking amazing.

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Yeah you can tell everybody,
Go ahead and tell everybody,
That Colin Kaepernick blew the game.

+1

Yes, yes I am.

I already have a beat buddy, actually I have two