From this day on, I will refer to all sex toys as 'marital aids'.

I don't know, I think a true Schiano man would have drove his own ambulance to the hospital or walked.

I went and bought it today.

Yeah I was curious about that one myself.

I-a I-a miss spoke. My apologies, my attempt to be clever was way off. I now see the error of my ways.

Well this would be perfect for late nights alone, if you know what I mean?

Matthew Stafford, duh.

Same dude perhaps?

I usually just got for the headshot, no need to waste all that ammo.

And out of those 150 games he has thrown 149 interceptions and 72 fumbles.

And out of those 150 games he has thrown 149 interceptions and 72 fumbles.

Excellent composure.