BenDoernberg
Ben Doernberg
BenDoernberg

A real person is reading your google search, he works in a cubicle at the NSA.

I'm pretty sure America already had a program where two big guys destroyed a bunch of Japanese children.

Why didn't the police believe me when I told them that I was going to give the little dork back his $20 when he demonstrated that had learned some self-defense?

that was me. @KFlynn90 I got tossed down the stairs because I had "complaints" about me earlier. No security guard told me what specifically I said or what the "complaints" were about..... I was detained for an hour and no cop gave me a case number or their full name. I have several witnesses of the event (obviously)

I wonder how much of this isn't necessarily the security guard's opinion personally, but just how much of a shitty circumstance this puts them in. They can't legally do anything and they know it, but they're probably having pressure placed on them by management to get rid of the women somehow. They also work in a

Which is precisely the problem with online dating — it takes people apart and boils them down to bits of information (height, job, age, hobbies, etc.) and it becomes too easy to fail to see them as... people. That's not to say no one can successfully find a partner online (lots of people do), but they do it by finding

Hey guys, Andrew from Code.org here.

True to form, Nate is unhappy when anyone else is shooting.

This is a misunderstanding. Kidd wasn't fined, that's just what a fresh soda costs at the Barclays Center.