It's been great and thank you all so much for your questions but i have to go now - talk has turned to DUCKS... Ducks are evil, and they are still hunting me down after an incident at a swimming pool in Hull.

macau

i shrank my suit in the washing machine and forgot to dry it. I had to wear it when i coached a model (Jordan) and i smelled damp, plus the suit was so tight on my ass that i could barely walk let alone sit in the reasonably priced car. I looked a clown

it was front page news, there was talk of me being replaced by the BBC and i felt that after 8 years it was better to leave under my own steam than be fazed out by some cronies in pin striped suits. So i walked - it was a hard decision but the right one

It was good to make up - i think there was some serious emotion there! No act i can assure you when you're facing a judge in court. At the end of the day we have a lot in common and i have a huge respect for the show, the producers, the crew and the presenters

mwah! Never browner

sure thing - can i charge you 100% and pay you in instalments/?

It's all cool - i've never felt a negative reaction from the public, although one guy emailed me to say i had ruined his Christmas after i decided to leave.! At the end of the day no secret is safe these days and when mine came out it wasn't by choice, it just happened

depends what you want - the Seat Cupra R is pretty mega. And the Corvette C6 is the best value sportscar in the world for my money

Dear Turbo Sloth

i think it's a great idea and something i'm working on for another show - i dont see Top Gear changing

My father got me into it - that and growing up on a farm where anything with an engine turned into a racing car

all good - it's time for a new idea

I've still got it! I sourced all my own equipment so i kept it at the end. It's tempting to take it out and cause trouble..

It was still an awesome job, and the anonymity was a lot of fun. The only time it wasn;t was towards the end when the BBC used that against me but i can't complain - it was a dream job and im incredibly fortunate to have done it

I used to tune into the Techno between takes! But never on for a fast time

If the tyres are street legal then its fair gam but i agree its getting harder to determine the grey areas

I wasnt the australian or japanese Stig no

OK - ! Get Jalopnik to sponsor us both to race Le Mans and you're on

Both amazing - and both movies insist on real stunts instead of faking with CGI 10/10