Alright fine, treat bacon more of a condiment. When your ordering it would be situated right after the salsa and before the cheese. It would be its own application.
Crunchy roasted garlic sounds fucking awesome and I totally agree, I would put that in my burrito.
Bacon would be awful in a burrito if only for the texture aspect. Imagine eating a burrito with salty, crunchy (it had better be fucking crunchy) core. That would be terrible.
Plus when you have a crock pot you are one small step away from a home brew Sous Vide set up, and they you can cook damn well anything you can think of. Lifehacker has a pretty good intro for it.
Even better is when you consider the yield of making your own ketchup. Several pounds of tomatoes will only net you about 2 or 3 cups. So the several hours worth of prep and cooking that will leave you stained and probably crying will leave you with a couple packs worth of probably not very good, overly sweet (because…