"I thought I told you to call me Big Urn"

+1

Good call, Barry.

Yeah, nothing that serious. It was pretty benign until the last two days, and it's really more of an annoyance than anything.

Nice. Look forward to it.

Question. How do you capture your screencaps and gifs? Or is that an insider secret.

Broken Rib DUAN!

Go Fuck Your Mother, DDP

"Pointing out the obvious invalidates the scare tactics on both sides." Couldn't have said it any better. Unfortunately, all too often, that's what our political discourse have devolved too.

PS - I've since deleted said tweet.

No, trust me, you were on of the innocuous ones, which is why you garnered a reply.

No, it's my BWetherJohnson handle. Ugh. I'll just stick to poop tweets and KC Royals commentary.

Basically what I said was that spinning our wheels about abortion was fucking stupid because Roe v Wade is never going to be overturned. Boy, that got the dogs after me.

Politics DUAN!!

"One prominent athlete would play strip poker with groupies all the time. If he didn't like the shape of one of their tits when he got her top off, he would slap her, throw her off the balcony and piss on her from above while lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill and getting a blowjob from his Cuban teammate. He…

"One prominent athlete asked me to get him an Asian girl for the night. He was pissed because all I could find was a Philippina. He called them 'The Mexicans of Asia." He still slept with her though...two months after his wedding. You wouldn't believe how often this happens."

"One prominent athlete asked me to find a girl who was menstruating because he had a bet with a teammate that he would have sex with a girl on her period. I don't want to get into too much detail about what he used as proof, but let's just say he won the bet. You wouldn't believe how often this happens."

True dat

Looks like a cool station. Looks like I'm a little too late for your show, though. Are you on every Monday?

Music DUAN!