Incidentally, HO HUM is also the name Luther Campbell's successful line of instructional kazoo videos for women.

I haven't seen such a dirty and unpredictable ginger no. 2 since the ill-advised fart contest on the set of Cocoon.

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See, again, I thing you're missing the point. When the Tea Party emerged, it was much more a ideological movement than a party movement. If anything, more "Tea Partiers" are staying home during the primaries. If you look at Rick Santorum's congressional voting record juxtaposed with a typical Tea Partier (circa the…

Again, I think you're missing the point. Romney's a Mormon. That's it. That's the reason. Talk all you want about Romenycare and Centrisim and Tea Party politics; Evangelicals will not vote for a Mormon. Plain and simple.

I felt the same way after the FJM pulled back the curtain on themselves. I really wanted Ken Tremendous to be a guy who worked at an insurance agency in Kansas. I guess the moral of the story is: these people are waaaaaay funnier than any of us will ever be.

I see what you're saying, but that's the case for any primary, Democrat or Republican. You put out red meat (pun unintended) to get your guys out to the polls. And what speaks to Romney's centrist positions more than anything is the lack of turnout in all of these contests as opposed to four years ago.

Listen, I really don't like talking politics here because we're all happy friends and don't like stepping on each others ideological toes, but full disclosure: I'm a registered Republican. For what it's worth — and not as a prelude to debate — I consider myself a conservative-leaning libertarian. I believe first and…

Holy Shit. Dinosaur Comics might be the most brilliant thing I have ever seen. Fuck, man.

Now, I could be a super elder-hipster douche and tell you that these comics are all just derivative of Zippy The Pinhead, and wouldn't be anywhere without Bill Griffith, but I don't want to be a dick. Of course not. Who wants to be a dick?

Exactly. Really, the only destination that makes more sense than KC is San Fran IMO, but they don't have anywhere near the cap room of the Chiefs. Something's going on there. Initially, I'd put Peyton above such pettiness as spurning a team for personal reasons, but remember Pioli helped build the Pats dynasty, and…

The big talk around Kansas City today was how Peyton intentionally spurned the Chiefs because Scott Pioli's always been a dickhead to Tom Condon, and Condon's taking the opportunity to stick it to Pioli now that the shoe's on the other foot.

Don't really have a go-to, but there's always music that brings me back to the time when shit got hairy for me and the then current, soon to be former potential misses. The earliest relationship I can remember going into the shitter was set to this. You can tell how much you liked the girl by the time it takes you to…

Drew, if the internet fires you for unauthorized de-masking of anonymous internet personalities, I hear Fremulon Insurance in Partridge, KS has an opening for a Pension Plan Monitor.

All I know is that the Pac-12 had their automatic bid an 11 seed with 7 conference losses, their second team in one of the last four at-larges, and their regular season champion not even invited to The Dance. That's about the most pathetic representation for a BCS conference as I've ever seen.

Sure, I'll play along. I am, after all a white kid who grew up in the suburbs of a Midwestern city. I think all of us are legally bound to spend a certain number of adolescent hours smoking weed and listening to Tres-Once.

Initially, I thought of The National as kind of schticky because of the emphasis on Berninger's vocals. Still, it's a hell of a schtick to lean on; they've really grown on me over the years.

Crash Course DUAN!

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