No disrespect to Erivo, but Octavia Spencer remains the Tubman of my heart. 

The only two-faced person I can see is her. Also agree with you on the party over country thing.

jesus girl stop talking about kanye, he’s a degenerate i get but..just...stop

I agree that if Iran is responsible, it’s Saudi Arabia’s fight, not the US’, but no, the US wasn’t kicked out there are thousands of American military personnel there and other Gulf countries.  As for why they need the American military in spite of all the advanced hardware they buy, it’s because their military is…

I’m sure they were quite disappointed when he didn’t take the stage in a dog costume.

Asians get a pass from modern racist white Americans for two reasons: 1) the fetishization of Asian woman; and, 2) the old school belief that the Asians are smarter than Europeans.

The “stupidest timeline wormhole” continues to eat itself. If you’re into this sort of thing, fine whatever, but if you’re not? Holy hell this is the absolute lowest you can stoop. He’s just pandering for any followers at all, even if he has to put on a mascot suit and dry-hump a wolf man to get them.

I’d be more likely to confuse her for a crazy old drunk sitting in a chair with a gun than actual law enforcement.

TBH that discontinued sexy handmaid costume would have been a great look for a pro-choice rally. 

Copy editing is bewildering.

Call me a curmudgeon, but doesn't anyone at Jez proof read any of this shit? I see at least two punctuation errors, one grammatical error, and a spelling mistake. That's on top of the tortuous-to-the-point-of-tortious long sentences and First Degree abuse of the word "literally".

All that trippy shit reminded me of the half-assed eastern mysticism shit in Chirstopher Pike books. 

Apparently she let it slip that Trump thinks Tiffany is fat doesn’t like being in pictures with her:

Our HR lady once told me that employees who back in who typically the slackers because they’re “clearly trying to leave as quickly as possible.” I was not able to determine if she was joking.

That’s a nope for me.

Anyone backing into a parking spot without a valid reason enrages me. Perhaps it’s jealousy as I can’t back into a spot to save my life. 

A couple of years ago I ran through a string (3) of men that were unable to drive front facing into a parking slot. They backed into every slot. I questioned them and they said the same thing, “Makes for a quick get away.” All three turned out to be obsessive control freaks. Now if a man backs in, even one time, he’s…

People can spell and write accurately feel superior because they are superior. You won’t often find a moron who can spell and write accurately. You will, however, find them making moronic assertions about the significance of correct spelling. 

The overall sentiment of it is fine. If she were to say “we are having a party to show our love and solidarity with Mexican culture and how much it enriches American culture”, few would have piped up. But because her post is long, she makes a few missteps, including this stink bug “Anybody who knows Marlowe knows she…