People can spell and write accurately feel superior because they are superior. You won’t often find a moron who can spell and write accurately. You will, however, find them making moronic assertions about the significance of correct spelling. 

The overall sentiment of it is fine. If she were to say “we are having a party to show our love and solidarity with Mexican culture and how much it enriches American culture”, few would have piped up. But because her post is long, she makes a few missteps, including this stink bug “Anybody who knows Marlowe knows she…

That’s the thing that got me, putting her nannies aka sting latinas in it.  The whole thing isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever seen.  Like really, oh your nannies taught her a few Spanish words and now her first language is Spanish?! 

Something doesn’t have to be at the level of black face for someone to find it offensive. I don’t see anyone stating this is equal to black face, do you?

One of my best friends in the years immediately after high school grew up in the JW too. My favorite party ever was a shared bday party with them (we were born 3 days apart) we spent the morning thrifting, the afternoon we went for really nice Chinese food, and then the evening we’d arranged a surprise party for my…

god this comments section is a fucking mess. so much internalized racism/misogyny. 

She was planning to wear the colors of her flag, not the actual flag.

So because you, your mom, and your grandma have internalized racism, everyone else should as well? No thanks. 

uhh that supervisor should’ve seen you taking your hoops off as a sign that shit was about to go down! that’s the only time I take mine off :)

“Don’t look so Latina wasn’t the phrasing to use”

Just my childless teacher 2 cents, so take with a grain of salt. If you (as a woman) define your life as a #boymom, it makes my life as said boy's teacher a bit difficult.  These boys, as middle schoolers, are very emotional that their teacher doesn't adore them with the intensity of their mom.  I genuinely like most…

His eyes have rebelled against all the plastic surgery, there is no going back now for him.

SAME! I was cracking up, trying to figure out who they’d face-swapped him with and then it dawned on me that someone needed to step away from the whitener (and his surgeon - good god, man!) a bit sooner than he did. Yikes.

Or...

I thought it was a wax statue of him.

Define too much Valium

I was assuming a new wax works unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s.

Probably veneers (although I always think they look like chiclets!), my dentist told me it’s simply not possible to get natural teeth this white.

I saw that they were on... I had ID on most of the day. Sounds like I didn’t miss much. I mean I did love those books way past the age that I should have. ETA Heaven Leigh Casteel, am I remembering that correctly?

I swear, I would never stop haunting my brother if he pulled this shit with my child after I got murdered.