Unfortunately, due to climate-driven habitat loss, Florida Man now walks among us.

Florida Man cannot die, you know this. He will just move north, bringing the spirit of his home land with him. All land will be Florida.

You cannot kill him, Florida Man will merely evolve into Georgia Man.

You don’t dread the rise of Florida Fish-man?

I would encourage everyone in this thread to actually read the text of the GND and then come here and tell me this is something people should be supporting. Just because AOC is cute and parrots back the shit we all say on Twitter out loud in her hearings does not make her good at legislating. It was a terrible…

Wait a minute, you can’t suggest to us that florida might sink into the ocean and then expect us to NOT root for climate change...

Just put a mannequin in a Little Black Dress on stage. It’ll have exactly the same amount of charisma and sing better harmonies!

Dr. Dre Didn’t Commit a Crime to Get His Daughter Into USC, Did Assault Multiple Women

After reading this, I want to quit teaching again.

the ads are for Cool Girls: naturally beautiful, “low maintenance” women. it’s incredibly annoying that the models look exactly the same after they “apply” the products. they’re also oddly sexualized like naughty babies. 

I found their marketing off putting for years and finally I snapped and clicked through. Then I found their price off putting. It was something like $18 for glorified chapstick you have to rub 30 times over your lips. Nope. Don’t get me wrong—I’ll pay that and more for a good lipstick. But I wasn’t convinced by the…

Here’s some context.

You’re stretching a little too far as you strive here to make yourself the victim. There are no bad or hurtful intentions implicit in the act of making our thrifted garments more our own style or size. “Plus sized” pieces aren’t specifically reserved for plus sized people, just as “men’s” pieces are not reserved only…

hereditary was a fart.

A big nope on Bernie. Not because I’m still pissed off at him, but because NOTHING has changed for him. He gives a great speech about what he says he’s going to do, but never gives us a hint as to HOW he’s going to do it. And if you ask him, you don’t get a straight answer. No thanks, Bernie. 

I have been an out and proud slut for many a long year. I don’t slut shame.

I think some of the myth of his attractiveness is based on subsequent actors who have portrayed him....30 plus years later I still conflate mark Harmon with Ted Bundy. 

“She was a corporate, pro-cop DA, end of story.”

You don’t really support your point with that example quote, it’s using the word differently. Diffusing tension is not the same as “diffusing” a conflict or situation. It barely works in the second context, defusing is a much better word choice.

Don’t forget his lap turtle McConnell!