The image of the White House framed by enormous piles of garbage is as apt a metaphor as any to explain the last three years or so.

Same!  I never miss having a period. 

“Should I send this to her?”

I don’t even think four months is realistic, TBH.

you can’t rent in friggin portland for that little. And considering what folks pay on that wedding dress show, that amount seems....not so bad for a movie star to spend.

Four months in a house in LA for $2,000 a month? Haha. No, at this point maybe a studio for $2,000 a month. A one bedroom if you got lucky. The ranch house sounds like it could work in the valley, with about 8-10 roommates.

The tiny studio I rented in L.A. in the nineties is now about $1900...so no ranch houses.

Seriously. You aren’t getting a year’s worth of rent in a fucking HOUSE for $8,600. I lucked out and lived in a rent-controlled two-bedroom (in a very sketchy area) when I lived in LA....$1,550 a month and that was a fucking STEAL. We were there for nearly six years and would still be there today if we hadn’t decided…

Ahhh... when stating the obvious gets you “in trouble”. Good for her landing on her feet. I wonder what was said as she exited. I would like to believe that she got a good bit of silent support.

Really my four year old has fewer tantrums than Trump and she is mostly squabbling with her brother who is frequently instigat…

I would have preferred she not be involved with a man who doesn’t like her children.

You don’t have to be a model mom.

She was the 2nd wife though, right? Didn’t he scandalously leave his first (fellow author) wife who helped co-create a lot of his work after an affair with the married Audrey?

I flat-out do not believe that any woman actually misses the act of performing oral sex on a man. Do not believe it.

Once he shaves it, he’s gonna look like Squidward from SpongeBob.

And do I detect a soupçon of bronzer?

And how the hell do these dumb fucks think they’re a part of some master race? Do they never look in a mirror? I mean, I’ve never seen a Nazi that didn’t look like Fields. You don’t have genes worth preserving, assholes!

Roland Emmerich makes some shitty movies but sometimes, he makes scenes that are fucking gold! 

Hopefully Mexico brings out the tear gas to keep out these people in return. This group of sick people from Utah could be made up of rapists, prescription drug dealers, and spies from other countries trying to get into Mexico. 

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