My thought process going through this article
- Ugh, Satanic Temple is so dumb and will do anything for attention.
- *compares photos of the 2 statues* Huh, those are really similar, maybe they do have a case.
- *looks up other photos of Baphomet including this statue you can buy from fucking Wal-Mart* Ugh, Satanic…

The parallel to Islamic or Jewish fearmongering is really, really ill-considered and Greaves has no excuse to say something so foolish. The Satanic Temple is itself a modern parody of Satanism intended to make political and social points. Greaves has no sincere belief or fidelity to Satanism; he weaponizes its…

Cool, Land O’ Lakes has stopped backing a white supremacist.

Can you imagine him walking out to Black Skinhead???

Actually, I think the most appropriate Kanye song for him and his cabinet is Runaway.

his vice president is mike pence. is that anti-gay enough for you?

He has never done a thing for me.

So I know my own, personal, anecdote doesn’t prove anything but here we go.

Pumpkin spice latte is less basic than thinking your cool because you like the Melvins and Bladerunner.

UGH he is such a douche. Just UGH. 

Sentient jean jacket

Didn’t Julia Roberts bully her stepsister about being overweight and unattractive? And didn't that same stepsister commit suicide?

Hot take: He’s not even that good of a filmmaker.

This is exciting! I hope insurance will cover it, I was upset I couldn’t get the vaccine back in 2006. Right age bracket, wrong level of sexual activity. 

I hate Post Malone. I really do. He is the epitome of a culture vulture, just like when Miley Cyrus made her cameo venture into hip-hop. This idiot has talked down on the genre that made him rich in countless interviews and is only back to doing rap because he failed elsewhere. It really disgusts me that these people…

Hope in one hand and shit in the other and report back which one gets filled first. This is all optics and theatre. Unless the FBI investigation reveals Brett I love the women! I love the beer! I love the law! Kavanaugh is a secret communist or gay or transgender the Republicans and their lackey Manchin are voting…

THIS MOTHERFUCKA IS UUUGGGGGLLLLLYYYYY. LORD JESUS.

I most certainly get the dim vibe.

I remember AJ Delgado on the MSNBC evening lineup throughout the lead up to the election and that story about this whole crew going to a Vegas strip club together.

As a doctor:

The fish is by far the least slimy thing in that picture.