UGH he is such a douche. Just UGH. 

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Didn’t Julia Roberts bully her stepsister about being overweight and unattractive? And didn't that same stepsister commit suicide?

Hot take: He’s not even that good of a filmmaker.

This is exciting! I hope insurance will cover it, I was upset I couldn’t get the vaccine back in 2006. Right age bracket, wrong level of sexual activity. 

I hate Post Malone. I really do. He is the epitome of a culture vulture, just like when Miley Cyrus made her cameo venture into hip-hop. This idiot has talked down on the genre that made him rich in countless interviews and is only back to doing rap because he failed elsewhere. It really disgusts me that these people…

Hope in one hand and shit in the other and report back which one gets filled first. This is all optics and theatre. Unless the FBI investigation reveals Brett I love the women! I love the beer! I love the law! Kavanaugh is a secret communist or gay or transgender the Republicans and their lackey Manchin are voting…

THIS MOTHERFUCKA IS UUUGGGGGLLLLLYYYYY. LORD JESUS.

I most certainly get the dim vibe.

I remember AJ Delgado on the MSNBC evening lineup throughout the lead up to the election and that story about this whole crew going to a Vegas strip club together.

As a doctor:

The fish is by far the least slimy thing in that picture. 

Posh is easily the most replaceable spice girl. 

“Some of those that run forces, are the same that burn crosses.” Rage Against The Machine ✊🏾

Tucker Carlson is suuuuuch a fucking wad. His fucking “I don’t understand this basic logical assertion that challenges the foundation of my fucked up world view, explain it to me” face throws me into a rage. It’s like he’s poising himself to be the next O’Reilly but he’s just not as subtle...as Bill O’Reilly.

I find Bernie very frustrating because I agree with him on a lot of things. Medicare for all would be nice! College is absurdly expensive! But when you say, “Great, how are you going to accomplish these things,” the answer seems to be, “Well, our hearts are pure, and we have the support of the people, and we cannot…

They should have to pass a breathalyzer test before they can cast a vote.

I’ve been saying this for years. The bulk of our private industry requires drug testing for employment. Many of those industries also subject their employees to drug testing after an accident or safety infraction.

Most people agree that they don’t want people that are impaired to operate heavy machinery.

Yet... I feel…

So which party is Bernie going to join for a month just so he can fuck with their primaries this time?

Mencia is waiting for someone else’s endorsement so he can steal it.