I truly wish I could agree, because really funny men often CAN get it. That said, we obviously have different definitions of “super funny.” Imo, this guy is a dumb dog who chases shiny things. Personally speaking, I am WAY too shiny for his bedraggled, Pajama-wearing ass. You can have him with my blessings.

I haven’t been this proud of being a San Diegan since the masturbating kony 2012 guy. Dave Scott is a goddamn local treasure. All of his interviews are this weird and awkward because the man has the curiosity and shamelessness of an 8 year old. Every Sunday morning, they just let him loose to cause chaos around the…

“This cake is a specific cake. A wedding cake is inherently religious,” s

Not only handsomer in person than in pictures, Eric is tall, even taller than his father.

Norman Reedus looks like he does not bathe on a regular basis.

It’s not that he’s hot. He’s attractive, yes. But it’s what he was before attaining adult attractiveness that makes him interesting.

Just admit the hat was right and move on.

Hufflepuff are the overflow carpark of houses and Gryffindor are shite too.

I would get a lifetime paid subscription to WaPo/NYT/etc. whatever first major media outlet runs a first page headline calling Trump a flat out lying POTUS.

For someone who constantly failed upward into softer and softer positions, he sure is hungry for something.

FUCK. HIM.

So like, is there *any proof*
he isn’t an *actual* fucking right-wing robot?

Fuck him and everyone like him. I have zero sympathy for anyone involved with this corrupt administration. I will save it for those who have been victimized by them.

Ugh, do not want.

Nasty bully boy does not deserve another show.

They should actually disinvite her father and have another woman, maybe her mother, walk her down the aisle. This is going to be a non-traditional royal wedding in the sense that Meg is 1) divorced 2) black and 3) proudly atheist. I say just blow the doors off and tell her dad to shove it.

I would have preferred “The NRA can eat my ass,” but otherwise, yes. I want an unequivocal stance against the NRA.

Saying “fuck” isn’t immature. It’s just honest. If what you call “maturity” is based on constant self-censorship in order to be polite, then give me my Legos back.

...as long as we still have medical insurance - I have been waiting to get scheduled while hoping against hope the dotard doesn’t take everyone’s healthcare like a giant orange grinch.

I’m having surgery next week, and I’m hoping they take mine out. Honestly, the doctors told me nothing about what they are or how they work, and this is the biggest conversation I’ve ever seen about them. If I had known this stuff existed, the last year of my life would have been so different.