Who is Antoni and why is he so handsome?

That is exactly what I’m saying. Keeping some of his $$ and distancing herself from the investigation.

These parents definitely don’t know how to raise the Roof(s).

Mr and Mrs Roof are clearly doing a great job. (/s if it’s necessary).

The doll isn’t perfect, but they didn’t forget her eyebrow, which is very similar to that seen in photographs of Kahlo.

Ditto sister!

Jared’s going to slink back to his Human Farm. (TBH I think that’s also where Ivanka sources her shoe & clothing line materials.)

Google “PETA euthanizes dogs.”

I’m not going to link it because reading it the first time was way too upsetting.

So everyone EXCEPT for celebrities know that PETA is a horrible organization that does not in fact further animal welfare?

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.

Right? The dude is carrying a TON of body fat and has a relatively large frame, so his base metabolic rate is going to be decently high. All he’d have to do is moderately limit his calories and alcohol for a month and he would drop a noticeable amount of fat, even without working out.

Kelly is headed back to Fox News, just give her 6 months.

When Megyn Kelly was on Fox, she would sometimes say things that did not mesh at all with the beliefs of the far-right. It was rare, but it happened. And I’d think “Maybe she’s not as bad as we think, she sounded very progressive with that remark? What if she’s tired of regurgitating the party line and we finally see…

Megyn Kelly, Dickensian orphanage owner come from Fox to woo us back now that we’ve moved in with nice rich parents at NBC,

Obligatory reminder of why NBC awarding this mediocre woman a $20M contract is such a travesty.

That book was much better than any 700+-page book on a single television show had any right to be. I loved it!

I had a friend who was good friends with his daughter back in (I think) late 80’s or so and they used to chase him around the yard screaming “Cornelius” to annoy him. Apparently it worked. He hated it.

Nah you can lick her yeasty ass all you want. Re when she scratched her butt on sacred ground and never apologized?!

Or the old people that come in in their ironed dockers and dress shirts and loafers.