I am so mad at myself. I was wheeling a cart out of the grocery store with a few items including a case of Miller Lite (don’t judge me) for a Cubs party. As I was heading towards my car, some old man entering the store stops, points at me and says “Going to get drunk and take care of your kids?” He wasn’t joking, he…

Sincere question, not a personal challenge: what tactics would cause an effort to “go hard after the Mercers” to succeed where the effort to stop Trump failed?

See also: Grace and Frankie

Finally, a cake for me and my manservant Hecubus!

Also, what’s the big deal with her ass? She’s very slender, there’s nothing there.

What ass?

I’m over people saying “free Melania” I felt bad for her during the inauguration, because that was not the life she signed up for. But she choose him, and continues to choose him every time she opens her mouth in public. No amount of “anti-bullying” advocacy, walking in Mrs. Obama’s veggie garden in $1400 shirts, or…

It has always made me feel like a bad feminist, but I’ve always kinda actively disliked Dunham. She seems like such a shit stirrer to me.

I found a bunch of information about Meghan McCain right here!

“Better” looking?

Guess what I saw in Target yesterday?

“Jolie has also been dealing with her cancer recovery” 

So speaking of dogs... This guy came home with me today...

My niece, along with a few Girl Scout pals, raised almost $1000 for the Houston SPCA at a bake sale! She said most people gave her $20/ cupcake! She lives outside of Boston. Maybe people don’t always suck!

I LOVE Laverne and Shirley! I will still walk into my sister’s house and say “hello!” In a Squiggy voice.

Unpopular opinion - I never liked this show. 2-dimensional unsympathetic characters who only ever trafficked in snark, scenery-chewing of the “just fucking stop it” variety, and irritating “plot” lines. This show grates on me the same way “I Love Lucy” does - supposed to be funny but just annoys the shit out of me.

I can respect her choices, and fine as she is, I can imagine how hard it may be to stay strong with that choice, but I don’t agree with that choice. No sex till marriage? Really???!!??!! What if she waits, only to find that she is unsatisfied with her husband’s ‘build’, ‘work ethic’, ‘level of experience’, ‘lack of…

How much did Amber got paid for this??

Besides everything else, that Taylor Swift song is just really terrible, right?