Snakes are for punching tho

Damn, she’s tedious. I’d hate to have a life where my every step is curated. I realize lots of celebrities have to be “on brand” at all times, but she really sticks out to me.

I don’t buy this at all. I have the exact opposite reading of the “firing.” Trump has had establishment types breathing down his neck recently and trying to control him. This wasn’t an angry firing or displacement of Bannon, this was just relocating Rasputin outside the palace so he is unfettered to do Trump’s work…

Jason Momoa is an automatic panty-creamer in my book.

No. This has to be part of their plan. Bannon is a propagandist. He is probably more useful out of the White House because then he doesn’t scare as many rational normies

I had a coworker who cut her parents off right after the election. She’s white, a lesbian in an interracial marriage (her wife is Latina). Her parents voted for 45. She was like “No, we will not be coming to your house for Thanksgiving, and I see no need for us to speak further.” She has 3 or 4 siblings who are like…

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

OK... let’s set aside the myriad ways to know whose towel is whose.

Seriously, who is washing towels EVERY DAY (aside from people with VERY LARGE families and very small linen closets)?

It’s a towel. If it smells clean, it’s fine.

Please don’t teach your kid to ask for extra credit. They had their opportunity to “demonstrate [their] understanding of the lessons.” It was the test they already took.

She may be turning a corner (re: comment on her privilege). This whole trial is really helping me forgive her for past mistakes. 

And the San Diego plaque (which I didn’t know existed until today) was just utterly bizarre.

Looked it up on Youtube. AMAZING! Thank you.

Thank you for reminding me of this nugget of pop culture surrealism. I had forgotten about Kimmel playing Leno! Fantastic.

This is actually a perfect drawing of what Tom Brady looks like on the insides.

It only counts if your brown.....otherwise you get a trip to burger king or fast food restaurant of your choosing

EXACTLY!! I don’t ride a bike, but I am here for bike lanes being drawn. I don’t fish (I live in Florida now) but I am here for maintaining fishing ponds and docks. I am not in a wheelchair but I am here for wheelchair ramps being built.

I feel you - I have a child and his first 5 years of school he went to private school where I paid full tuition AND taxes. But I’m a black single mom so people automatically assume I’m a tax suck.