Showers not growers!

Seth Meyers often throws the Trump’s transcripts on screen and reads it himself, deadpan. It kills me every time and really strengthens the impact of 45's complete and utter stupidity.

Or this... 🤔

Did Joel Mandel report Depp to the proper authorities or at least publicly back up her claims when it would have helped her? Or... is he just now mentioning it to help defend against Depp’s lawsuit?

All of Depps people covering up for him are guilty too.

So, is the sum of this that they would have protected him and his abusive ways if he hadn’t filed suit? As much shit as Amber Heard took when she left him and said he abused her, she could have used as many people in her corner as possible. It’s disappointing that money trumped her safety.

Have you ever seen a turtle having sex? If you had, you would understand why he hates the world.

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

I like how even her Twitter profile photo is thirsty.

I was going to be depressed, and I was depressed for a hot second, and then you know what I did? I went to my bedroom and stared at the poster collage I made of all of these smug sons of bitches, with Trump at the center. I stared at the photo of the celebration in the Rose Garden for the first healthcare bill. I…

Yes, this is how politics work. You vote, then you’re stuck with the outcome. So fucking do other shit: organize in your local districts, flood your reps and senators with calls, support any and every court case you can, and START ORGANIZING FOR 2018 RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Boa constrictor.

Wrong debate. She’s widely acknowledged as a snake. Correct debate: Anaconda or python?

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Middle school teacher here. Between the slime and the fidget spinners, I’m about to lose my mind. (Not that these things aren’t better than the alternative, but still!)

My dad is a liberal 58-year old science nerd who has no interest in pop culture, but who likes to keep up on the basics for when he gets on Jeopardy and there’s a “pop music” category.

Beautiful gowns.

“crime train” 😂