Instead of the dress, people should be having issues with that eye makeup.

Police officers can smoke weed? I know it's legal, but my brother-in-law works for CalTrans and gets randomly drug tested all the time. He isn't allowed to use marijuana even though it's legal in California. My mind is blown. 

My boyfriend put that on at my house and I am just not the audience for that movie and show. Five minutes in, I turned to him and said, "Are you happy with this choice?" I cleaned the kitchen instead. 

Big was such a dick. And Carrie's insistence that Aiden forgive her for cheating was nuts. Looking back, Samantha was the best character. She was ride or die for her friends and ever judged. Everyone else was so judgemental of her choices. I like to pretend the movies don't exist, particularly the second one. 

They should recast Christina Aguilera as Samantha. She had that voice down!

It is so scary being a teacher right now. We’ve had a few lock downs at the school I work at and there is nothing scarier being all alone in a class with these kids during a lock down and realizing I am responsible for keeping them alive or die trying to.

I mean, money is money, right? Who cares if you have to perform as a dog a night or two? 

I wonder what the Furry/Pitbull crossover audience is like. 

For real, I have a coworker that is the penguin that slaps the other penguin that is merrily waddling along. I hate her. 

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 😂😭

Based on what his ass looked like in those chaps at Coachella, he just wanted to show off his Brazilian Butt Lift. 🍑🙅🏻‍♀️

I always end up parked next to people who backed up into parking spaces, just after I finished parking. It's so annoying wanting to leave my car and waiting while someone takes forever to maneuver into their space, then waiting some more while they gather up their shit because we're both trying to exit our cars in the…

The religion really does its best to make you feel like the outside world is evil and no one there can love you or not have harmful intentions. It's insane. 

Bundy wasn't intelligent. He just benefitted from investigators not thinking he looked like the type of person who committed the crimes he committed. He thought he was smarter than he actually was. 

I grew up a Jehovah’s Witness and wasn’t allowed to celebrate my birthday. It took a few years(due to residual feelings of guilt that are connected to leaving a cult), but the first birthday I officially celebrated with an actual party was the best one.

I mean, why don’t you just smile more?

Dude. I wore a peasant blouse last week and Orville Tootenbacher was like, “How you doin’, Senorita?” 😳😱

It’s code for avoid bright colors, too fitted clothing, flashy jewelry, and red lips. All the stuff that makes wearing “workwear” or dress clothing bearable. I follow this whenever I have open house so I can avoid picky parent problems as the year progresses. It sucks. 

It looks like he had a chin implant to balance out a slight nose job. It seems like the gap between his upper lip and nose is larger than in the older picture. Maybe it pulled down his skin a bit? 🤷🏻‍♀️

But even the eyes look better than Simon Cowell's.