YES! I don’t care about anything else besides the sides. I always skip the turkey and just eat potatoes, stuffing, etc.

Why does the media think every famous woman wants to be knocked up? She’s had three kids already. Maybe she’s done. I’m 40 years old and I tell people all the time I’m too damn old for a child. Other people obviously feel differently, but that’s my opinion for ME.

I used to love Gwen’s first perfume, but something in my body chemistry changed and it smelled so bad on me after that. I love J-Lo Glow and Miami Glow.

I wasn’t saying she’s too old for a baby, I’m saying at what age do tabloids stop trying to make every woman in a relationship desperate for a child.

Ugh, don’t remind me!

This is what I picture in your future:

I want to her to use a Hiddleston lookalike in her video. Maybe JJ Feild.

Isn’t Gwen Stefani near 50 years old? At what age does the celebrity trying to get pregnant narrative end?

Really? I wanted to know what it smelled like. I was hoping it would come to Target so I could steal a smell while shopping. I don’t mind celebrity perfumes (Jennifer Lopez has a few good ones).

Her plastic surgery usually makes her look a bit off, but this is a good picture of her.

I must watch The Office twice a year (I cut the cord on cable and there’s only so much I can stream). I have really started to appreciate the side characters so much more. I’ll always enjoy Steve as Michael, but the more I watch, the more I hate Jim and Pam. They’re annoying and think they’re super cute.

Yes, I had the mascara (both of them) flake off into my eyes. It was so painful. I get the best results from They’re Real.

I don’t really like this mascara. I have a Chandler Bing, “Yeah, okay” moment every time people rave about it.

It is nice until I have to scooch past things and accidentally knock things over with it like that gas station story I told you.

Tom Hiddleston-Taylor Swift+Beard=Panty Peeler. I’m so sad he shaved that MacBeth beard.

Am I the only person who hears George Papadopaulos and thinks of Webster?

Tom Brady is too stupid to live.

She won’t think that until after they’re divorced.

I had no idea people imbibed while they took kids trick or treating until last year. I went with my boyfriend’s family around the neighborhood and it was like being in Las Vegas. I suppose it makes the trip a lot more bearable for parents.

It wasn’t Karina doing that.