Has the ability to choose meals changed? My mom gifted me a week of their food and it was annoying to choose my meals. I don’t like fish, but it seemed like every meal I wanted to eat had to be paired with fish meals. Or I was willing to eat poultry, but not red meat. Why can’t I just select the meals I’m interested…

I’m seriously trying to understand how he says this is both of their problem. How did Pena Nieto not say, “That sounds like a you problem, not a we problem. Now fuck off”? I suppose this is why I’m not president.

My grandmother came here, knew enough English to pass the citizenship test and conducted the rest of her life in Spanish. It’s ridiculous to believe that this policy is going to keep the brown people out. Eat a hot bowl of dicks, Miller. We will find a way.

Yeah, the dispensary in CA that I go to uses my debit card. No problems. They also use the square so maybe that is why.

Oh man, I ate a square of a chocolate bar and couldn’t see straight the next day. That shit will fuck you up.

I don’t buy from the BSA due to their homophobia, but always buy from the GSA because my mom was a Girl Scout. This year I’m buying even more. If they could slap “Fuck Trump!” on their cookie boxes, I’d buy even more.

I’m a teacher. It pains me to see children (I also work with seventh graders) openly support this. Hearing them say things that are anti-feminism, anti-BLM, islamophobic, etc feels like a personal attack on me. It makes it so difficult to be a supportive teacher when I want my time with them to be over as quickly as…

I think he’s said he gets offered Fassbender’s cast offs, so that’s why he’s considered a cut rate Fassbender.

Tessa Thompson is American.

He’s been marketed totally wrong. And now he just looks so sad being stuck in the Marvel machine. He looked like a sad zoo animal on Saturday. I feel like the Taylor Swift thing was to help differentiate himself from Cumberbatch and Fassbender, but it just backfired spectacularly. He looks old and tired of the world.

Yeah, that lip color is too light for my lips too. I’m not a big fan of colors lighter than my own lips, so I’ll pass it off to my mom whose coloring is lighter than me. It seems you and I got the same box this month.

My box has been a dud for the past few boxes, but the box this month redeemed itself. I really liked the perfume that came with it (Atelier Orange Sanguine). The IT cosmetics mascara was nice, but I got little flakes of mascara in my eyes all day.

I do this before I leave my house and think of this sketch each time. “Because #1 is off” is exactly what I say.

Can we end calling people or things “savage”? I’m so tired of dealing with children who say this. The level of annoyance I felt watching this guy makes me feel way older than I am.

I think she thinks that modulating her voice in this manner makes her sound cultured/classy.

Anytime Maya Rudolph shows up in anything, I’m like “Okay, now things are going to get good.” For example, when she appeared as Dion every Warwick on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Her impression was over the top, but it was hilarious.

Julio Iglesias did this in his biopic. I wish I was joking. My Spanish teacher loved him and we watched his bio every year (she taught all the higher levels of Spanish in high school).

I don’t think they’re together, but you haven’t seen hide nor hair of them both recently. I was just waxing nostalgic that all we had to think about last summer was Hiddleswift. This summer the world is a mess.

Yep. What else does she have going in besides this show (that is probably going to be canceled sooner rather than later)?