If it’s not a man I am about to have sex with, just put the dick away. There are times when I hear certain celebrities have big dicks and I’ll think, “I’ll be the judge of that” and have a look, but otherwise dudes with their dicks out is not a good look.

Why would anyone want to see a flaccid dick? Flaccid ones just seem sad. Did they think erect ones were threatening?

It’s just continual fucking run on sentences or sentence fragments. It’s like there are hamsters in his head pulling parts of sentences from a bag and forming them into what they think is a good sentence.

I imagine Mitch McConnell’s ideal woman is a jar of mayo. Inanimate objects can’t have orgasms, so no.

Someone Trump associates with is misappropriating funds?

Would you cast someone if there were even rumors? I wouldn’t

It annoys me they held back on supporting Amber until they had a beef with Depp. Money rules the world.

The casting choice makes me dislike JKR. She seems like she’s supportive of women, but doesn’t question that casting? I love HP, but won’t waste any more of my money on it.

I had fibroids and had them removed three times before giving up and having a hysterectomy two years ago. Best fucking decision of my life. I had a robotic laparoscopic hysterectomy, but even my mom who had an old school one said she was incredibly happy she had it done. My life is so much better now, except I have…

I don’t even like the original. All of these people crack me up in other stuff, together it’s just not funny.

LOL, I have.

I think he hates the world because he has no lips.

Ariel’s boyfriend pulls his weight in their relationship? I have a hard time believing they pay equally for things, especially since his big claim to family is being on The 100 and no one can remember him on the show. I get a Dorothy Stratten/Paul Snider vibe from them and it makes me sad for her.

Nope, not young. Good try though.

I’m responding to you here because I am shocked at the assholes who are defending a man unfurling a FUCKING Nazi flag in the home of his daughter who married a Mexican-American and his biracial grandchildren. It was incredibly tone deaf. That fucking symbol of hatred should never have come home with him and he…

Those symbols were definitely not threatening to him. He was a white man. The Nazis had nothing against him other than he was an American soldier. However, unfurling it in the house of his child who married a Mexican-American and her biracial children was incredibly tone deaf.

Nope, not a spoil of war. Symbol of hatred that should have never come back from Germany.

It’s a symbol of hatred. It’s not a spoil of war. It was gross to still keep it. Imagine if it fell into the hands of people like the subject of the article? FYI, this is also my grandfather and his wife was a hoarder. We found this when we cleaned out their house. A lot of shit was getting tossed into dumpsters. This…

Okay, that’s what I thought I read. I wonder if he tried to commit suicide via sleeping pill and that’s what caused his coma. When faced with 15 years in a North Korean work camp, that might feel like the best option.

That’s what I think too. I remember reading that they had no evidence of him being beaten, but I am probably wrong.